Serbian-American inventor and ABS-3 brake enthusiast Ted Kapinsky is slated to appear as keynote speaker on Day 2 of this year's Motobox Garage Tech Weekend, already in session. Kapinsky volunteered his services late Saturday night, after a frantic phone call from a friend who attended the disastrous first day of the Motobox Garage sponsored event. Kapinsky's topic, "Flushing of ABS System III Control Circuit Reservoirs and Their Effect On Proper Engagement of Servo-Assist Mechanisms in Late Summer 2004 BMW Montauk Production Models—Causes and Effects," is expected to draw a record crowd—and save the day—at this first annual event.
When asked how he could prepare such a complicated presentation at the last minute, Kapinsky yawned, "I don't know why day one was such a disaster. Any idiot can flush this system. I know a chimp that can show you where the six bleed screws are for the front and rear control circuits on that bike. Well ... I guess I just have to play hero ... AGAIN."
Shown here is a recent photo of Kapinsky in the lobby of his company, Tesladyne Industries. Tesladyne is best known for the unfinished "Kapinsky Tower," which hopes to some day power motorcycles via wireless jolts of alternating current.
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