New Weapon in Fight Against Gay Kickboxers

Here come Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Scare away angry, Busch-swilling gay kickboxers at the next Dells Rally! Hundreds of uses! Available only at Archie McPhee.